_ Advice
This way write it shall I indeed
Invert not how one should it read
Reversed shall not the order be
Sat a lady down so and told me
Always shall the end be the end
The lines in proper order to send
In this way be published it must
Gathering it sits otherwise dust
Been always has it told to ‘em
Is to write this how a poem
The way it is this is done so proper
To them to deliver a poem whopper!
This way write it shall I indeed
Invert not how one should it read
Reversed shall not the order be
Sat a lady down so and told me
Always shall the end be the end
The lines in proper order to send
In this way be published it must
Gathering it sits otherwise dust
Been always has it told to ‘em
Is to write this how a poem
The way it is this is done so proper
To them to deliver a poem whopper!
Mirror, Mirror
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the fairest of them all?
Mirror, mirror in my hand
Who’s the greatest in the land?
Mirror, mirror in the car
Who’s the grooviest by far?
Mirror, mirror in the stall
Who’s the funkiest of them all?
Mirror, mirror on the ceiling
Who sends the women reeling?
Mirror, mirror in the bathroom
No one is more sly than whom?
Mirror, mirror in the kitchen
You know who’s the most bitchin’!
Oh, mirror, mirror in the drawer
What the hell are you in there for?
Mirror, mirror on the bureau
Who’s the handsomest? You know!
Mirror, mirror on the dresser
Aren’t all the rest so much lesser?
Mirror, mirror on the nightstand
No one’s more of a stud, understand?
Mirror, mirror on the end table
Anyone else finer in the stable?
Mirror, mirror in my pocket
Who’s so chill you can’t mock it?
Mirror, mirror in the house
Who’s better looking than his spouse?
Mirror, mirror on the floor
Who do the people adore?
Mirror, mirror on the desk
Who’s the most picturesque?
Oh mirrors, mirrors everywhere
For everyone else, it’s just not fair.
